When COVID-19 hit, the rules changed.

In the absence of real-life gatherings, my lipstick my pivotal weekend accompaniment sat untouched.

It started as innocently as Lip Smacker balmDr Pepper-flavored, no less.

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And, of course, Gwen Stefanis crimson lips.

I was living in New York hoping to jumpstart my career as a writer.

Thatis your shade, she said, shaking a finger in my direction.

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I hope you never go a day without it.

I heeded her counselin moderation, of course.

Something was happening, and I was ready for it.

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But when COVID-19 hit, something unanticipated occurred.

But I also knew something was missingsomething that was once a big part of me.

But upon wrapping my friends presentAnn Shens bookBad Girls Throughout HistoryI reconsidered when I added my own inscription.

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Learn the rules, then break them.

I would wear the mask.

And underneath, I would wear my lipstick.

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One thing was true: In-person, social distanced picnics and walks could now, indeed, happen.

On a Friday afternoon, I scheduled a Zoom call with friends to do some writing together.

But this time, I paused.

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I entered my bathroom, and I reached for my Lady Danger.

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Unrecognisable Caucasian woman model posing and leaving lipstick mark from Monika Blunder lippies on a glass.