From the time I could write, I kept a diary and meticulously recorded my days.
At first it was almost illegible stories about the sun and facts about snakes.
Then it was school and neighbors and crushes.

I dont think entries like my last ones are atypical.
What is The Missionary Sex Position?
And this metaphor evolved as I flipped it over and over like a coin in my pocket.

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I call them anti-diet resolutions.
But have I been known to take an apple and eat it right away?
Well, I did change my produce washing, and theres no way to see that I did.
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I kept those and make a mean oat milk latte now.
I am planning to send letters and cards for birthdays or just because.
I even asked for a bunch of materials as gifts over the holidays.

It never worked or made me feel good about myself.
But a wax seal kit with my initials absolutely does.
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