At long last: I dont just enjoyI revel.
The skies are gray and rain is pouring down over Los Angeles.
Were in the middle of something called a storm train.

Its January now, but Im playing Counting Crows A Long December on repeat.
And yet, theres work to be done and a desk chair to be sat in.
When the rain started, I remembered oatmeal.

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That inspired unqualified trainers and toxic fitness influencersto pile on.
Oats are total bullshit!,says @carnivoremd2.
Thanks for literally nothing, diet culture.

It was also loved by my grandparents, Bobie and Pops.
Somehow, oatmeal would absorb it all.
In one word, Im choosing nourishment.

Last words on my oatmeal eraand yours
Your oatmeal era doesnt have to be about oatmeal.
Almost as good as Pops.
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