Spotify just released the music people listen to during solo sex and it is…something.
I compiled a better list of some choice songs to masturbate to.
But they analyzed over 20,000 songs from playlists named touching myself, solo sex, and masturbation playlist.
And I have some thoughts.
But first, heres the rundown:
Okay, so, this is a terrible showing.
And we see some very literal and tongue-in-cheek picks there, thats also a choice.
…
But I Touch Myself isnota sexy track after the age of 15, if that.
Sorry if I have strong feelings, but I do think this is my area of expertise.
So unfk your Spotify Solo Sex playlist and consider adding these songs to masturbate to into your rotation.
These are the best songs to masturbate to
1.
What we have here is an unhinged and in some parts scream-y display of jealousy and desire.
Do not fear using this song liberally.
What is The Missionary Sex Position?
Bonnie and Clyde by Serge Gainsbourg and Bridget Bardot
4.
Also its like, a song based on a novella about BDSM.
…
Garbages #1 Crush is dark, dangerous, heated and heavy.
Bad Liar by Selena Gomez
Actually,thisis a good track for a daydreamy, borderline innocent masturbation sesh.
Like a daytime romp where youre keeping it light!
Youre keeping it fun!
Its Disney Channel sweetheart Selena Gomez!
Its the bass line from Talking Heads Psycho Killer!
Sync that up to aWe-Vibe Chorusand go off.
But yeah, The Weeknd is fine, too.
…
Got it, you’ve been added to our email list.
